Things I Never Thought I’d Say

So many things I never thought I'd say...!
So many things I never thought I’d say…!

Since becoming a new parent I’ve had many amazing experiences, lots and lots of firsts, and it’s amazing to see our little baby develop.

As well as all of his firsts there are many things I’ve said in the first twelve months that I never thought I would. Having said that I didn’t really give much thought to the things I’d say, but these are very surprising…

  • I’ve cleaned his poo off the bus stop bench
  • Poo shot out over my hand
  • I’ve wee on my face (this was within 24 hours of him being born!)
  • It’s really satisfying picking bogies out of his nose
  • That bogie is too deep, you’ll have to wait for it
  • Let me sniff his bum
  • I’ve a bad sense of smell. Here, you sniff his bum
  • Poo flicked up into your face?
  • His poo is really clumpy and in bits
  • It was a fountain of vomit
  • Leave your willy alone (or at least I didn’t think I’d say this quite yet!)
  • I can’t fasten your nappy if your hands are in there!
  • Keep your hand out of your poo!
  • Don’t try to bite the dog
  • Don’t try to bite the cat
  • Keep your fingers out of my ear!

I’m sure there are many more, and loads yet to come! I bet you recognise a load of these!

What about you?

What have you had to say since having a baby that you weren’t expecting?

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